why web 2.0 is love

You come across crazy stuff like Hamlet told via Facebook news feed.

Fave bits:

The king poked the queen.

The queen poked the king back.

Hamlet and the queen are no longer friends.

Marcellus is pretty sure something’s rotten around here.

Hamlet became a fan of daggers.

Hamlet wonders if he should continue to exist. Or not.

Hamlet thinks Ophelia might be happier in a convent.

Ophelia removed “moody princes” from her interests.

Hamlet posted an event: A Play That’s Totally Fictional and In No Way About My Family

The king commented on Hamlet’s play: “What is wrong with you?”

Polonius thinks this curtain looks like a good thing to hide behind.

Polonius is no longer online.

Ophelia loves flowers. Flowers flowers flowers flowers flowers. Oh, look, a river.

Ophelia joined the group Maidens Who Don’t Float.

Laertes wonders what the hell happened while he was gone.

Flowers flowers flowers flowers flowers. Oh, look, a river. AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA.

* * *

Consequently, you end up with online banter like this:

[1:20 PM]<eliza> dapat itry natin sa Florante at Laura ganyan

[1:21 PM]<kate> Florante is tied to a fig tree.

[1:21 PM]<kate> ganyan.

[1:22 PM]<eliza> yes ganyan

[1:22 PM]<kate> hahahahhah

[1:22 PM]<eliza> Florante now likes Muslims.

[1:22 PM]<kate> Florante poked Laura. ganyan.

[1:22 PM]<kate> HAHAHAHAHA

[1:22 PM]<kate> dapat plurk naman.

[1:22 PM]<eliza> ahahahah

[1:22 PM]<eliza> Florante and Laura have reached Nirvana (insert Nirvana emoticon)

[1:23 PM]<kate> HAHAHAHAHAHA

[1:23 PM]<eliza> sabooooog

[1:23 PM]<kate> kaso di ko memorized yung plot ng F&L

[1:24 PM]<kate> dapat news na lang.

[1:24 PM]<kate> JDV III has removed “broadband technology” from his interests.

[1:24 PM]<eliza> HAHAHAHAH gusto ko yan

[1:25 PM]<eliza> De Venecia throws a sheep at GMA.

[1:25 PM]<kate> Mike A is sick.

[1:25 PM]<kate> Mike A has stomach cramps.

[1:25 PM]<kate> Mikey A wants independence

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