You come across crazy stuff like Hamlet told via Facebook news feed.
Fave bits:
The king poked the queen.
The queen poked the king back.
Hamlet and the queen are no longer friends.
Marcellus is pretty sure something’s rotten around here.
Hamlet became a fan of daggers.
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Hamlet wonders if he should continue to exist. Or not.
Hamlet thinks Ophelia might be happier in a convent.
Ophelia removed “moody princes” from her interests.
Hamlet posted an event: A Play That’s Totally Fictional and In No Way About My Family
The king commented on Hamlet’s play: “What is wrong with you?”
Polonius thinks this curtain looks like a good thing to hide behind.
Polonius is no longer online.
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Ophelia loves flowers. Flowers flowers flowers flowers flowers. Oh, look, a river.
Ophelia joined the group Maidens Who Don’t Float.
Laertes wonders what the hell happened while he was gone.
Flowers flowers flowers flowers flowers. Oh, look, a river. AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA.
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Consequently, you end up with online banter like this:
[1:20 PM]<eliza> dapat itry natin sa Florante at Laura ganyan
[1:21 PM]<kate> Florante is tied to a fig tree.
[1:21 PM]<kate> ganyan.
[1:22 PM]<eliza> yes ganyan
[1:22 PM]<kate> hahahahhah
[1:22 PM]<eliza> Florante now likes Muslims.
[1:22 PM]<kate> Florante poked Laura. ganyan.
[1:22 PM]<kate> HAHAHAHAHA
[1:22 PM]<kate> dapat plurk naman.
[1:22 PM]<eliza> ahahahah
[1:22 PM]<eliza> Florante and Laura have reached Nirvana (insert Nirvana emoticon)
[1:23 PM]<kate> HAHAHAHAHAHA
[1:23 PM]<eliza> sabooooog
[1:23 PM]<kate> kaso di ko memorized yung plot ng F&L
[1:24 PM]<kate> dapat news na lang.
[1:24 PM]<kate> JDV III has removed “broadband technology” from his interests.
[1:24 PM]<eliza> HAHAHAHAH gusto ko yan
[1:25 PM]<eliza> De Venecia throws a sheep at GMA.
[1:25 PM]<kate> Mike A is sick.
[1:25 PM]<kate> Mike A has stomach cramps.
[1:25 PM]<kate> Mikey A wants independence
Eliza Victoria 