the kobayashi maru of love; showbiz lengua

Howee Pinoy non-fic. :)

The Kobayashi Maru of Love by Carljoe Javier

Oh to be the writer’s (former) other. I suppose the ex (“Cha”) mentioned in this collection of essays understood what she was getting into when she first started dating author Carljoe: she would be written about, turned into a muse and exalted during moments of glory, and destroyed after that final act of departure.

But fear not, “Cha” and friends of “Cha” – she isn’t murdered here. She is alluded to, cried over, pined for (sometimes), but this book, ultimately, isn’t about her. It’s about Carljoe. The object of the (Kobayashi Maru) game is not to malign the girl, but to let her go.

The book is divided into three parts. Part I, two essays written while C and C were still together, was the book that never came to be. Carljoe said in his preface that he originally wanted to write a book about his relationship, but alas, the relationship ended in a break-up. We will not be told what happened exactly, but there are references to “infidelity”.

Part II are seven short essays written (presumably) a week after the break-up. The pain is here. Heavy stuff. But Part III shows Carljoe escaping the shackles and the hurt of that week, trying to pick up girls in bookstores, dancing with metrosexuals, etc.

(Venson Evangelista, a trader burned to death in January, was a high school friend of Carljoe’s and is mentioned in one of the essays. It was rattling, saddening, to see his name.)

It’s a fun read, bright and breezy. This is a self-published book, so it might be hard to find. I bought my copy in Sputnik in Cubao X, but you can go message Carljoe on his FB here to ask how you can buy his book.

And you know what? He’s now “in a relationship”.

Showbiz Lengua by Jose F. Lacaba

I write, I love language, I love its sounds and how it flows, but I am no grammarian, I am no lexicographer, I am no Lenguador, so this book is an absolute treat for me. Lacaba (or Sir Pete – he was my professor in Feature Writing) in this book primarily dissects the origin and meaning of words used in showbiz, but he loves giving random word trivia as well. For example, I didn’t know that siyam-siyam (Inabot na ng siyam-siyam ang hearing.) refers to typhoons that take days – almost as long as a novena (novem – nine) – before leaving. And did you know that the word “awit” went through a semantic change via “generalization”? Originally, in literature, an “awit” is a form with four lines per stanza and 12 syllables per line and with one rhyme scheme, like Leron leron sinta puno ng papaya/Dala-dala’y buslo sisidlan ng bunga etc. But awit later on became synonymous to song, any song at all, regardless of metric count.

I learned a lot from this book.

 

The Mighty Reading List!

Saturday

Feast for Crows

The Kobayashi Maru of Love

Showbiz Lengua

PGS Horror issue

Floating Dragon

El Bimbo Variations

The Tesseract

The Dispossessed

100 Bullets

Our Story Begins

floating dragon

Floating Dragon could have knocked my socks off, but unfortunately the novel’s middle part got bogged down by too many abstractions, too much 80’s horror imagery – the pulsing red light, blood everywhere, visions in various stages of decomposition. Granted that it was written in the mid-80’s, but I’m reading this now in 2011, and it was just too much. Many times the horror becomes ridiculous, even cheesy, even laughable, far from the subtlety of his short story collection, Houses without Doors, for example.

But it starts and ends beautifully enough. The beginning reminded me of Straub’s The Hellfire Club (which, by the way, did knock my socks off), with its huge cast of characters, its Gothic feel, invented history, and invented pop culture legacy referenced throughout the story (the show Daddy’s Here in Floating Dragon, the novel Night Journey in Hellfire Club). The novel starts like a crime story: a woman named Stony Friedgood is found brutally murdered in the idyllic, middle-class town of Hampstead. But then the story gets a hint of scientific disaster: an experimental chemical called DRG is released accidentally into the air, and settles on the town. This chemical, when inhaled, either kills instantly, or turns the person insane. Did DRG just create a serial killer? All over Hampstead, birds fall dead from the sky.

Still, that’s not all: when the town of Hampstead was built in the 1800’s, a man named Gideon Winter arrives in town and brings with him a destructive force that will visit Hampstead time and time again.

It’s worth a read, if only for Peter Straub’s superb writing.

 

The Mighty Reading List!

Saturday

Feast for Crows

The Kobayashi Maru of Love

Showbiz Lengua

PGS Horror issue

Floating Dragon

El Bimbo Variations

The Tesseract

The Dispossessed

100 Bullets

Our Story Begins

our story begins

The bullet is already in the brain; it won’t be outrun forever, or charmed to a halt. In the end it will do its work and leave the troubled skull behind, dragging its comet’s tail of memory and hope and talent and love into the marble hall of commerce. That can’t be helped.

– “Bullet in the Brain”, Tobias Wolff

Wolff’s “Bullet in the Brain” is one of those stories that, no matter how many times I read it, will always bowl me over. Here, Anders, an obnoxious critic waiting in line inside a bank, is shot at close-range. But that’s not the story. The story unfolds as the bullet, travelling “at a pathetically sluggish, glacial pace”, moves through the man’s brain and sets off a single recollection. Just that one beautiful, simple recollection, that stays with him until his (presumable) death. Anders is one of those acerbic, annoying people I wouldn’t even want to meet, but in this story, I mourn for him. The story makes me re-check my early judgment. How little we know of other people! So little that what we think we understand doesn’t even count. If seen from outside, the shooting scene would have only made me scoff (and maybe even say, He had it coming?), but Wolff took readers inside Ander’s head, inside scenes of his life, his regrets, his sadness. Wolff writes with such a forgiving eye and a tender perspective that he makes us see, especially through this story, that there is something to mourn for in every person, even one who seems to have no humanity left in him. How unfair that the bullet can’t be outrun forever! How awful that it can’t be charmed to a halt!

(And I wouldn’t even talk about technique; it’s clear that a writer who is able to convey all of this in a few pages is a genius.)

Read Bullet in the Brain here.

And then read Our Story Begins, because “Bullet in the Brain”‘s just one gem out of many. I have yet to finish the New Stories section, but I can say this: this is one of the best, if not the best, short story collection I have ever read.

2010 reads

First off, good news in the writing department: after a minor rewrite, Expanded Horizons has accepted my story, “Intersections”. Sci-fi, this one. The editor’s looking at a February run date. What a way to start the year!

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Anyway, I just want to share

The books and stories and poems I read (and loved) in 2010

in no particular order

  1. The Miracle Life of Edgar Mint
  2. “Jumper Cable: The Crossing” in the PGS: Christmas issue
  3. We Are All Welcome Here
  4. 20th Century Ghosts
  5. A Storm of Swords
  6. Lucky
  7. The Killing Joke
  8. Twisted 8 1/2
  9. Philippine Speculative Fiction V
  10. Hunger Games trilogy
  11. Scott Pilgrim
  12. The Unnamed
  13. Tales of Beedle the Bard
  14. The Society of Others
  15. All Over But the Shoutin’
  16. Video
  17. The River King
  18. A Clash of Kings
  19. Dot.bomb
  20. House of Leaves
  21. The Likeness
  22. Ender’s Game
  23. The Beauty Myth
  24. “We Heart Vampires!!!” from Strange Horizons
  25. “The Six Skills of Madame Lumiere” from Beneath Ceaseless Skies
  26. “The Cassandra Project” in Lightspeed
  27. “Beach Blanket Spaceship” in Clarkesworld
  28. “No Two Stones” in Heroic Fantasy Quarterly
  29. “What Sieglinde Serpentslayer Said to the King”in Heroic Fantasy Quarterly (poetry)
  30. Kali Yuga” in Innsmouth Free Press
  31. December Lights
  32. New York City as Temporal Measurement” in The Collagist (poetry)
  33. Let Me Explain” (poetry)
  34. Colosseum” (poetry)
  35. Why You Should Never Marry a Poet” (poetry)
  36. Usok # 2
  37. The Facts of the Case” in High Chair (poetry)

I’m sure I’ve read certain stories/poems that I just forgot to take note of, but this is more or less my list.

I should read more online pieces. Everyone should. There are some gems there.

and because i’m back from the holidays

…I have reviews!

1. The Wrestler

I fed this to the DVD player planning to just take a peek, but after the opening scene I was too enthralled to push Stop. Wrestling is all lights and glitz and scripted fun, but wrestlers grow old, and some of them grow old broken and alone. What a beautiful, believable, heartbreaking film. I should have seen it sooner. Every element just works perfectly: the writing, the shots, the improvised scenes. Pitch-perfect acting from Mickey Rourke.

2. Kikomachine Komix 6: Venn Man

I’ve read all the Kikomachine collections, and as expected this one also caters to the humor of the UP Diliman crowd (including me) and/or teenage boys (I have two brothers, and I speak like them sometimes, so yeah, including me). Unfortunately, unlike the other collections, Manix’s latest takes longer to get to the funny as storylines are sidetracked by existential ruminations that are actually better fit for the silence of 12. And we must admit that some of the jokes are getting old. But it’s still laudable for the create-your-own-adventure series near the end, which I enjoyed a lot.

3. Philippine Genre Stories Horror issue

I am a big fan of horror, but since I read so many horror stories and I don’t scare easily (I think), I always end up disappointed. Gah. Is it too much to ask? I just need a clean narrative and a story that gets under your skin. Though I liked “Leg Man” (PSF V), Dominique Cimafranca’s “An Unusual Treatment” didn’t win me over. The narration is clunky and reads like it is just following an outline. I bet the story’s funnier if a friend told this to me in person, in his or her own digression-filled style.”Same Time Again Next Halloween” by Alex Paman could have been a decent story, but it suffers from too much adverbs (too many “seemingly”‘s, etc) and a dramatic ending that feels forced. “The Haunted Man” by Raymond Falgui also lacks that organic flow, despite the fact that it is written like an anecdote. Joey Nacino’s “The War Against the City” intrigued me (I use city imagery in my poems and stories a lot). I expected a rich source of charged imagery, but his imagery didn’t move me.

It’s not all bad. Sean Uy’s “Tech Support”, though simplistic plot-wise, is a good read, and Charles Tan’s “The Jar Collector” shows a subtlety that is often missing in Filipino horror (we just love our espasol-looking ghosts and our hysterical protagonists).

the mighty reading list! (possible 2011 edition)

I’ve acquired several new books (and have fortunately and gratefully finished reading a handful), so I think it’s best to make a new list for the coming new year. (I just assumed I won’t be able to finish a new book for 2010 due to work, the holidays, parties, etc. But then I have a five-day vacation coming up, so perhaps all is not lost.)

I have began reading Saturday, Feast for Crows, 100 Bullets, Our Story Begins, The Tesseract, The Dispossessed, and the PGS Horror issue. Like a buffet right there, but I’m keen on finishing Saturday and Feast for Crows first. For the PGS issue, there’s only a story or two I haven’t read yet. Review should be up once I find the time to gather my thoughts. I also can’t wait to open my nonfiction: Kobayashi Maru (Carljoe Javier) and Showbiz Lengua (Pete Lacaba).

What’s on your reading list?

 

The Mighty Reading List!

Saturday

Feast for Crows

The Kobayashi Maru of Love

Showbiz Lengua

PGS Horror issue

El Bimbo Variations (This will be a re-read, but there are additional variations – and there were komiks sections – I peeked – so I’m listing this here anyway.)

The Tesseract

The Dispossessed

100 Bullets

Our Story Begins

weekend pictures

Jaykie and I went to UP on Friday, and discovered the Bahay ng Alumni Christmas bazaar (after a scrumptious dinner of fish al forno and fries and Cherry Christmas cake at ROC).

I got costume jewelry, of course.

Jaykie also bought me a copy of McEwan’s Saturday. Thanks, love.

Saturday, I tagged along with Jaykie and friends to Cubao X for dinner at Bellini’s. Pasta, pizza, cake heaven. I loved the complimentary wine, sweet with a bit of fire. I also appreciated the fact that the proprietor shook our hands as we left. I told him I enjoyed their food. Then CBTL for tea/coffee. I didn’t take out my cameraphone, so I’m posting pictures by Jme here.

The boys were trying to figure out how to cut this small cake into nine slices. Naturally I zoned out. Ha!

(Don’t worry, the division was successful.)

Before that, we passed by Sputnik, and I got Carljoe’s and Adam’s books. Finally! (Unfortunately, I still don’t have Elmer.) I went to the Reading Room to buy Leyende, a moisturizer (thanks Lizzy for the tip!), for my awfully itchy dry skin, but they’re all out.

Cubao X has the coolest shops. Wish I could drop by more often.