movie mini-reviews; the weekend

Snow White and the Huntsman. A beautiful film, production-wise; you can’t go wrong with Colleen Atwood (costume), Greig Fraser (cinematography), and James Newton Howard (musical score, plus Florence & The Machine’s spirit-stirring closing song). My personal favorite is the fairy garden – it’s a visual delight. Not to mention that Charlize Theron is sublime as the Evil Queen.

But two things stick out like the thorns on the rose plucked by Snow White’s mother. One, why would Snow White pray “Our Father” in this fantasy setting? You give us dwarves, fairies, phantom armies, and a beautiful song, but cannot give us a believable pantheon, or even one made-up prayer? That pulled me out of the world I am trying to immerse myself in.

Two, what is the white hart from Princess Mononoke doing here?

Yet another rip-off scene that ruined my viewing.

I liked the brief background shown about the Evil Queen’s family, but I wished the writers explored the meaning of blood in Snow White’s universe. There is use of blood magic; the Queen can be undone by “fairest blood”; and Snow White is the destined, the life(blood) itself of the entire kingdom. Why? Exploring this would have given us a more three-dimensional Snow White.

Men In Black 3. Loved the first film, disappointed by the sequel. The third film redeemed the franchise. It’s a fun ride again! Griffin just may be my favorite MIB alien yet, next to the coffee-loving worms.

The Five-Year Engagement. Sweet, hilarious, and never feels false. Another home-run for Judd Apatow (producer).

The Dictator. I am a fan of Borat. I think it’s genius. Bruno was too much for me. Tried twice but could never finish it. When I heard that The Dictator is no longer a mockumentary,  I was worried Sacha Baron Cohen might crash and fall since he now had to juggle the jokes with a plot. No worries now. I still hate the toilet humor but this is laugh-out-loud fun.

Chronicle. The film features one of the more organic uses of the found footage format. Three high school students discover an alien artifact and develop telekinetic powers. Could have gone old fast but this an engaging story.

The Adjustment Bureau. First thought: This is based on a Philip K. Dick story? I thought it’s a rom-com! The film presents an idea that is neither new nor groundbreaking. Probably groundbreaking in ’54 but not now. The insight and premise could have been stirring, but the filmmakers went the cutesy, hokey route, making the story lose steam in the end.

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The team went out on Friday to celebrate the boss’s birthday in this bar near the office. People got ridiculously drunk, and the boss’s bar tab got ridiculously high (so I heard.) Left early because someone drunkenly poured beer on my foot. That’s my cue to leave haha.

I went home and as expected the rain fell, the flood rose, and there is once again water inside the house. Sigh.

Have a blue-eyed kitten.

J and I have been together 35 months! Never mind the sad-looking guy in the back.

How was your weekend?

stuart: a life backwards

(Based on a true story. TV film by BBC and HBO – you might catch it on HBO one night.)

Alexander Masters (Benedict Cumberbatch) works for a charity group that helps homeless people. One day, their facility gets raided and the two charity workers in charge, later dubbed as the Cambridge Two, are arrested. Apparently, some of the homeless men they are helping have been selling drugs. Alexander helps set up a campaign to free the Cambridge Two, and in one meeting, he meets Stuart Shorter (Tom Hardy), who has brilliant ideas to help free the charity workers. “My name is Psycho, but you can call me Stuart,” he says, and he and Alexander become fast friends. Alexander tells Stuart that he wants to write a book about him, and though baffled by his interest, Stuart tells him to tell it backwards, to make it exciting, “like a Tom Clancy novel”.

In one scene, Stuart asks Alexander why he considers him – a criminal and a man with an unstable mind – as a friend. “Because you’re funny, intelligent, good company- what do you want, a fucking love letter?” Alexander says, but in the end that’s what Stuart gets. A love letter in the form of a biography, and later, this film, from a friend who has heard his darkest secrets but still loved him and wanted him understood and remembered.

Fine, fine performances from Benedict Cumberbatch and Tom Hardy. I can’t praise them enough.

i do bidoo bidoo

I Do Bidoo Bidoo is a film musical written and directed by Chris Martinez and stars our favorite, Eugene Domingo. It features a plot that we are all familiar with: Rock (Sam Concepcion), a registered nurse from a colorful, middle-class family, has been dating Tracy (Tippy Dos Santos), a beautiful girl from an uber-rich brood, complete with a stern, ex-general lolo, an almost-absentee businessman father, an unhappy mother, and acres and acres of farmland (“Please proceed to Gate 3” “Please proceed to the main mansion”). Tracy gets pregnant, and the film opens with Rock’s mother (Domingo) bewailing his future. What about your plans to go abroad? she screams at him while preparing the food to bring to his pamamanhikan.

It is an endearing film that does not falter when switching from hilarious to heartbreaking scenes. It has a hard time, however, in tying up its loose ends – the film ends with a montage and an out-of-place VO. But that doesn’t take away the fact that here is a Pinoy musical that is well-acted (seriously, what a great ensemble), that does not feel or look or sound awkward, and features truly good music.

At the screening we saw last night, the audience applauded.

the ultra cinema experience

J’s ma got us free tickets to Resorts World Manila’s Ultra Cinema, “with fully reclining seats, enclosed private cubicles for couples, unlimited popcorn and drinks—and even a butler service”, thanks to her Platinum Membership Card. The film? Expendables 2. Ha! Campy and noisy, it was the perfect film to watch with cheese popcorn, rootbeer, and a chair to help you sleep.

J’s too shy to call the butler (actually just some young dude who probably hates his job) himself.
We should have brought a blanket.

Dinner at Parmigiano after. It was a fun night.

Well! Since you’re already here:

Dean Francis Alfar’s second short story collection, How To Traverse Terra Incognita, is now available on Amazon. Also on Amazon? Lower Myths, The Viewless Dark, Alternative Alamat, the Philippine Speculative Fiction titles. For EPUB formats, visit Flipreads.

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catching up

It’s what long weekends are for.

Read:

It’s a Mens World by Bebang Siy 

Ang libro ni Bb. Bebang Siy, na sa di maipaliwanag na dahilan ay may kasamang libreng Cream Silk.

Hindi pa ako tapos, pero ang dami ko nang tawa. Parang baliw matalik na kaibigan lang si Miss Bebang na nagki-kwento sa iyo ng mga kakaibang karanasan niya: noong naunang magka-regla sa kanya ang kanyang nakababatang kapatid (“It’s a Mens World”), noong “kinidnap” siya ng sariling ama (“Ang Lugaw, Bow”), noong akalain ng kanyang mga kamag-anak na nasugatan niya ang pekpek niya (“Hiwa”). Oo, pekpek. Diretsong magkwento si Bebang (o di ba parang close na kami). Walang hiya-hiya. Marami akong naalala habang binabasa ang mga sanaysay niya. Tulad niya, hindi rin kami mayaman. Pero hindi siya nagsusulat ng poverty porn (siguro medyo porn lang hehe). May kaunting muni-muni, kaunting hindsight, pero sa huli, gusto lang niya sabihin sa iyo ang naramdaman nya noong nangyari ang mga pangyayari. Ganun naman yun e; kapag bata ka, hindi mo naman maiisip na kawawa ka. Maiintindihan mo na mahirap kayo, oo, pero masaya ka pa rin. Na para bang lahat e laru-laro lang.

The Long Weekend by Adam David

I read this twice in one sitting. The quiet panels make the heartache and nostalgia hit harder. It’s available on Amazon; I recommend you read it.

Gotham Central

Ed Brubaker. I love him. He’s an amazing crime writer. Here, he features the detectives of Gotham City’s Major Crimes Unit, who absolutely hate the Batman because he keeps interfering with their investigations goddamn it!

The story arcs  and characters are so well-written that they could have killed Batman and I wouldn’t even care.

Saw:

The Bourne Legacy

If you’re avoiding this film because you haven’t seen the three earlier Bourne films, believe me: it’s fine. I watched it for Jeremy Renner and the epic chase sequence across the streets of Manila (and Pasay and Binondo and Marikina…but let’s just say it all happens in Manila), and I was absolutely happy with the flick.

Here’s all you need to know: Jason Bourne and the CIA program that created him has been uncovered by a British journalist. There are now also video evidence in circulation on YouTube. So now the CIA has to shut down the program. Super-spies start dropping like flies. Aaron Cross (Renner), however, is still alive, snowed in and stuck in Alaska. But the enemy is closing in. And yes, from Alaska he ends up in Manila “you can’t drive there” Philippines.

Now sit back, shut up, and enjoy.

Ate:

Burgoo food and Ice Cream at Swensen’s

Jaykie’s doodles in Burgoo.

Bought:

Two dresses and a pair of shoes!

How was your weekend?

the dark knight rises

Christopher Nolan wants to end big with his Batman trilogy, and end it big he did. The Dark Knight Rises begins eight years after the events of The Dark Knight – but I won’t discuss the film. I won’t even give you a summary. I’m telling you: Don’t read any of the reviews. Go into it blind, like a bat. All I’m going to say: I’ve seen all three Batman films from Nolan, and this is the first time Bruce Wayne (played by Christian Bale) came across as a sympathetic character. In the previous installments I didn’t care much for him; here, I’d give him a cup of coffee and listen to what he has to say. Maybe it’s his age. Maybe it’s the loss of hope. Anne Hathaway is fantastic as Selina Kyle. Michael Caine as Alfred J. Pennyworth shines here as an anguished man watching his young ward charge into a brick wall. So to speak. What a way to end for Batman, and what an ending.

listening to ‘immersion’ + se7en + psf7 prototype + my very own copy of moc!

First off: I now have my copy of Moment of Change. Hooray!

And it is gorgeous! Thank you Rose! I have a poem here called “Prayer”. Glossy cover, thick paper, beautiful words and art. Go visit Aqueduct Press if you want to order a copy or download the ebook.

(Unfortunately, instead of receiving the copy at my own door, I had to trudge to the Makati Central Post Office because the parcel was held up by Customs. A book! And I had to pay P40. This is the second time.)

Listening to Aliette de Bodard’s “Immersion”

“Immersion” is a science fiction story by Aliette de Bodard published in Clarkesworld. I haven’t read the story in text form, but I was able to listen to the audio download while jogging yesterday. It was such a compelling story, and such a beautiful audio adaptation by Kate Baker, that I didn’t notice the time passing by.

In “Immersion”, locals use immersers to assume the appearance, language and body cues of Galactic, a former colonizer. At the end of the reading, Kate talked a bit about the story, and I found it strange that she would read it simply as a story about addiction, that she would identify with Quy as a young woman who wants to help a junkie break a habit. It is not just about addiction. It is about being ensnared by the power of a (former) colonial master even in the age of (supposed) freedom. It is about being jailed in a mindset that there is a superior race, and you do not belong to it because your language is wrong, your skin color is wrong, your faith is wrong, you are wrong. It is about giving up your identity to join the majority, to avoid the hate, and how there is a price, and sometimes the price is too high.

I live in a country with a colonial past: 300 years under Spain, 50 years under the US, and there was a time when the Japanese took over and raped our women. Aliette is of French-Vietnamese descent (and she dedicated this story to Rochita Loenen-Ruiz), and you can see her understanding of the horrible effects of being a colony in this story. A colonizer’s hold doesn’t end with the declaration of a colony’s independence.

I’m so glad you wrote this story, Aliette. I could have cried.

Se7en

Finally! I think I am a decade too late. I knew how the film would end (the Internet is rife with spoilers) but David Fincher’s masterpiece remains as powerful and as disturbing as ever. Watch it, if you haven’t already.

PSF7 Prototype

Adam David posted these on Facebook. Can’t wait for the launch!