dave barry made me cry

Yes, that Dave Barry.

There should have been ample warning as to how heartrending “Hallowed Ground” really is. I mean, it came bundled up in a book called Boogers Are My Beat for god’s sake!

But bravo, Mr. Barry. Bravo. Beautiful, this.

He wrote this essay a year after 9/11.

You’ve been warned.

Read, read, read.

Hallowed Ground

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One of the most heartrending quotes in “Among the Heroes” is from Deena Burnett, the widow of Flight 93 passenger Tom Burnett, who is believed to have played an active role in the battle on the plane. Mrs. Burnett is describing what it’s like to be the widow of a hero:

“In the beginning, everyone asked, ‘Aren’t you proud of him? Aren’t you happy that he’s a hero?’ I thought, my goodness, the first thing you have to understand is, I’m just trying to put one foot in front of the other. For my husband to be anyone’s hero … I’d much prefer him to be here with me.”

So we need to remember this: The heroes of Flight 93 were people on a plane. Their glory is being paid for, day after day, by grief. Tom Burnett does not belong to the nation. He is, first and foremost, Deena Burnett’s husband, and the father of their three daughters. Any effort we make to claim him as ours is an affront to those who loved him, those he loved.

He is not ours.

Yes.

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In other news, have you read former Senator Franklin Drilon’s commentary about Cory’s exit from the Presidency?

This is amazing (emphasis mine):

For the third track, the transition team prepared a series of books on the Aquino administration. These included the President’s Report, along with individual reports as well as videos on key areas like policy, decentralization, antipoverty and other aspects of governance.

These were distributed to schools, libraries, embassies and media agencies. Leafing through them again, I realize that much of what Cory did as President went unheralded, given how allergic she was to the idea of doing things for show or for PR purposes.

There are photos of her with children, with the sick, and with victims of disasters, which never made it to the front pages of newspapers.

For today’s approval rating-hungry incumbent, this would have been unthinkable.

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What shone through all the clouds of ideology was my parents’ simple belief that children are an end, not a means. My parents did not have children to add more footsoldiers to the cause.

My liberalism would come to be a different creature, one admixed with the history that I now study, spiced with the knowledge that the world is a fallen place, not suitable for utopian schemes. That’s an easy thing to see when you’ve met some utopians.

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imageDBThe passages are from Mark Oppenheimer’s excellent, excellent essay, At August’s End, wherein he talks of his days spent as a boy in leftist summer camps. I admire this essay for its honesty.

I initially approached Sleepaway: Writings About Summer Camp warily – I’ve never been to summer camp, and I thought it was a boring subject for an anthology. But with contributors like Margaret Atwood, Sharon Olds, David Sedaris, and here, Oppenheimer, it appears that the book is going to be an interesting read.

Special thanks to Andrea for letting me borrow the book. Hope you’re feeling better now. :)

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In other news, with Big Bang Theory and Fringe out of the way (I can’t wait for September), I am now watching – get this – a Japanese cartoon series. The introductory episode of The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya is absolutely insane. (“What’s with this pan-up?” “And so, to change scenes, we’ll just have a shot of the sky.”) One of the characters is a waitress from the future (don’t ask), who tries to do some Sailor Moon-like hand-and-feet choreography, but often fails because she cannot balance on one foot.

This is not what the series is about, but more po-mo anime please!

on goodbyes

Cory: “On June 30, 1992, the traditional ceremony of political succession will unfold at the Luneta.”

FVR: “I [will] turn over the presidency to the 13th president of the republic at high noon on 30 June 1998.”

GMA: DO IT HARD.

Special thanks to Jake

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My friends and I have been Tweeting (I suppose this is the verb form of the noun, Twitter?) like crazy during the speech, and evidently, one of my Tweets (one can’t really say Twitter, right? One of my Twitters? No.) was quoted in this ABS-CBN report.

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Really, Madam, you should have said goodbye.

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Here’s Part 1 of Cory Aquino’s final State of the Nation Address. You can find the other clips on YouTube.

I want a president like that.

“Maraming salamat sa inyong lahat, at paalam.”

noli me tangere and zombies

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Oh, I’m sure you’ve heard of Seth Grahame-Smith and Jane Austen’s Pride and Prejudice and Zombies.

But have you heard of Carlos Malvar and Jose Rizal’s ‘Wag ‘Mong Salingin Ang Mga Patay (in progress)?

Noli Me Tangere and Zombies, bring it! (I don’t have a picture to accompany this because I suck at Photoshop.)

Click on the link to read/download the first chapter. It begins:

Nang gabing ang mundo’y magwakas ng tuluyan, abalang-abala ang mga tauhan ni Kapitan Santiago sa paghahanda ng piging. Ang piging ay isang pagsa-salo-salo na inaalay para sa isang panauhing pangdangal, isang santo, isang okasyon ng pagdiriwang, o kahit anong chorva lang. Ang chorva ay isang salitang hindi pa naiimbento ng mga panahon na yun sapagkat masaya na ang mga tao sa pag-gamit ng salitang “kwan” at “ano” upang ipabatid sa kanilang mga kausap ang mga bagay-bagay at konseptong hindi mabigyang hugis ng kawikaan. Masaya na sila sapagkat yun ang sabi sa kanila ng mga establisyamentong nangangalaga sa paggamit ng mga kawikaan.
“Bonggang-bongga ang piging ngayong gabi, Manang Flora!” sabi ng dalagitang si Ningning na nagtatadtad ng mga patatas. Si Ningning ay mahilig mag-imbento ng mga salita tulad ng “bonggang-bongga” at “dilemma” sapagkat hindi siya nakapag-aral sa unibersidad.
Kinurot ni Manang Flora ang tagiliran ng dalagita. “Huy, Ningning! Ano ba yaong pinagsasabi mong mga salita? Bilisan mo sa paghihiwa ng mga patatas at nang maluto na sa kumukulong mantika. Ilang minuto na lamang at magdaratingan na ang mga bisita.”
“Kung Ano Man, Manang!” sambit ni Ningning sabay senyas ng letrang ‘Ka’ gamit ang kanyang mga daliri. “Alas-sais y medya pa lamang! Hindi ba’t ang imbitasyon ay para sa ika-pito pa ng gabi? Sa palagay mo ba’y darating ang mga inimbitahang panauhin sa tamang oras?”
“Kungsabagay,” sabi ni Manang Flora. “Asa pa tayong sisipot ang mga yun. Malamang ay magpapamalas pa sila kung sino ang pinakaimportante sa lahat sa pamamagitan ng pagpapahuli upang paghintayin ang iba.”
Naghagalpakan ang dalawa sa katatawa.
“O, Da Ka!” hirit ni Ningning. Madalas siyang mapabunghalit ng “O, Da Ka!” simula nung nahabaan siya sa kasasambit ng “O, Diyos Ko!”
Hindi nagkakamali ang dalawa sa pagaakalang magpapamalas ng kani-kanilang importansya ang mga naimbitahang panauhin. Pagsapit ng alas-siete, kung kalian ang mga bisita’y dapat nagsisipagdatingan na, mag-isa pa ring nagpapaypay ng kanyang abanico sa sala si Tiya Isabel na kapatid ni Kapitan TIyago.

First heard from Crystal Koo’s tweet. Posted by J. Rizzle. Says he: “Ang hindi marunong lumingon sa sariling wika ay soshal. (And malansang isda too)” and “Are we human, or are we Sex Bomb Dancers?”.

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In the (e)mail:

Hello, Eliza. Let’s do “Storytellers” for the August issue, which should appear about the 15th of the month. Welcome aboard.

Yay! :D

I absolutely adore this literary journal, and I’m glad I’m going to be a part of it.

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I’ll link once the poem’s up. For the meantime, read “December 1980” by Nicelle Davis. She also has another poem (plus a recording) in The Pedestal Magazine. Listen to her read “The Missing Text of the Gospel of Judas“.

What? When I discover a new poet, I Google him/her. What’s weird about that?

Oh, shut it.

dr. cooper gets nominated

The Emmy nominations have been announced, and as usual 30 Rock has nominations coming out of the wazoo.

Oh, and the lovely Jim Parsons gets a nod for Outstanding Lead Actor in a Comedy Series.

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Jim Parsons, as Sheldon Cooper

Photo from World Icons LJ

I’m a happy fangirl. :) He’s up against the likes of Alec Baldwin, Tony Shalhoub, and Steve Carell, but I’ll root for Parsons this year. It’ll be fun to see him fumble through an acceptance speech, if he wins.

Now shut up and let’s watch this interview.

Extra: Jim Parsons in one scene of Garden State. I’ve seen the film, but of course I don’t remember him.

notes on the sixth potter film

Why is it that when something bad happens, it’s always you three?

Please, Professor – we’ve been asking that question for six years.

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– Emma Watson (Hermione Granger) has the tendency to over-act; a bit annoying.

– Helena Bonham-Carter is always a delight to watch.

– Me: Yay, more lines for Tom Felton (Draco Malfoy)!

– Me, later: Yay, more screen time for Tom Felton!

– Tom Felton should eat. A lot.

– My sister and I couldn’t help elbowing each other during that scene with Dumbledore and the blood on Harry’s forehead. “So gay.” “So gay.”

– I’m sorry, this Harry/Ginny thing isn’t working for me.

– So apparently all the potions ingested by the characters in this film have the singular effect of marijuana.

– A lot of characters cry but I hardly see any tears. Nice move, Felton, washing your face at the sink to mask this rather embarrassing fact.

– From disaster flick to rom-com to horror to reefer comedy to gasp, LOTR.

– Me: That looks like Gollum.

– Me, later: Boy, that’s a lot of Gollums.

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It didn’t explain anything at all about the “half-blood Prince” and I watched the film with almost no recollection of the book, but I liked it. I didn’t get lost, confused, or bored. The other films had scenes sticking out like a sore thumb (with the exception of Cuaron’s Azkaban, that one flowed like velvet, stylish and effective); this one didn’t. I enjoyed watching Jim Broadbent, who plays Horace, a character I unfortunately had completely forgotten. (Me to my sister, when the character appeared onscreen: “Who is this guy again?”)

My sister wanted more action. I shrugged.  The Potter films define “action” as a bunch of actors waving wands and grimacing. I’d rather have the comedy. And maybe the drama, if only the teenage actors can, you now, cry.